Percy Jackson Jokes and Quotes

Just a book with some of my favorite quotes from PJO and HoO. Enjoy!

Long time no see...

Not good at descriptions... Percy looks back, he was leaving. He was going to ask the gods to kill him because he for once, selfishly, wanted to go to Elysium. Wait, rewind. Why is the most powerful demigod to ever live leaving? Why is he giving up? That story starts about two months prior today. Percy Jackson x Hermi...

Dramione - Granger reunion

Your not so typical family reunion. It still includes the bratty cousins and aunt because I love that. It also got your favourite typical 'rental' car scene. Draco is Hermione's boyfriend by the way. But what happens when the cousins and aunt get involved?

Filthy ; Draco Malfoy

Toxic Draco. Dumb Lucille. The book with a messy plot full of smut. You might fall in love with Lorenzo Berkshire. Oh, and I wrote this in under a month, so enjoy that *rushed* and *minimal effort* taste. + A book that takes unexpected turns of events. + More than just your regular mature fanfiction. {Half-Blood Prin...

The Assassin's Of Betrayal

Perseus is the God of Assassin's, Weaponry, Shrewdness, and warriors. He is the twin brother to Athena. The Fates for told the day he overthrow Zeus and now he got betrayed by most of his family. This is a Perzel (Percy and Hazel) story.

What if...

We all know the story of Harry Potter- how he met the Weasleys at Kings Cross, how they showed him how to get onto the platform and how he became friends with Ron. But what if he never met the Weasleys? What if, instead of the Weasleys, he met Hermione at the station. What if they started their journey together? And w...

Metamorphosis

Harry Potter remembers everything. From the day he was born to the present. He remembers the night that a man came to murder him. He remembers the night said murderer failed. He remembers the day that his brother was falsely labeled a savior. He remembers when the neglect started. He remembers trying everything he cou...

The Lobby

Welcome, Readers, to The Lobby! A series of one shots and drabbles by yours truly. (This is just a place I'll throw ideas, when I'm feeling bored, or facing a writers block. It has one-shots, my update-schedules, information about books, random thoughts...And y'all can put in Book Cover Requests through here).

The Hunters Of The Sun

It all started with the werewolves. After Annabeth reveals her true identity as a werewolf, and is killed in the last battle of the giant war, Percy Jackson, accused of aiding Gaea and killing demigods Nico di Angelo and Annabeth Chase, is exiled from Olympus and both Camps, along with his most faithful friends. The g...

Pranksters

This story was based of something a friend mentioned to me. Fred and George Weasley, united at last... When given the chance, they are reincarnated on one condition, they will remember their past life eventually. What will happen when Travis and Connor Stoll start to remember? This is sort of a crossover/AU where aft...

The Horrors of being a Demigod at Hogwarts

It is after the giant war and the wizarding war. Hermione, Luna, Neville and Draco not only fought in the wizarding war, they fought in the giant war too. When Nico, Hazel, Frank and Will get sent to Hogwarts to gain allies, what will happen then?

Harry Potter and the very old, very kind god

Harry never really believe in religion until he heard the story of Perseus, Annabeth, and their Guardians. So he prayed.

Harry Potter and the Altered Destinies

Percy Jackson was nineteen, nearly twenty years old and was the boss of an aquarium of his own. Demigod life put behind him, he moved to the United Kingdom to start a new life. He didn't know was that one day he would meet an eight year old abused Harry Potter. Unaware that he once again messed with fates plans, Percy...

Demigods react to fan fiction

Cyrus Acksexon and the Olympic: Electronic Document

A Google-Translated Percy Jackson. It sucks and makes no sense at all. But it can be entertaining at times.

CAST IDEAS

You read the title

Swords and Wands (a Percy Jackson and Harry Potter crossover)

The war was over. At long last, Voldemort was dead, and this time, he won't return. Unfortunately, those who were attending Hogwarts during the war were unable to learn anything. So of course, when Hogwarts sent all those students letters offering to have the re-do their previous year, everyone jumps at the chance, al...

Rise of The Conquest

When his daughter and son-in-law are brutally murdered, Master Zo vows to do anything to keep his grandson, Spark, safe. He teaches Spark how to fight, defend himself, and helps him increase his stamina, speed, and agility. When another child, Ace, falls from the sky, he joins in this regime and the two become brother...

Slytherin Army [HP]

❝Just accept that you can't be a hero.❞ Drew lands in Slytherin, the House infamous for hating Muggle-borns like her. While Harry Potter does his yearly heroics, she is busy dodging prefects, fighting idiots, and dealing with Malfoy's endless sulk. Needless to say, she has no idea that her actions can have deadly cons...

Shakespeare's Rolling in his Grave. Probably.

What if Hermione and Draco got sucked into Romeo and Juliet and replaced them? What if the people they knew were characters? And what if, after they got out, they went right back into another one? Well... this is what would happen. Even the title implies that this is bad. Honestly. If Shakespeare is ROLLING IN HIS GRA...