After Kyle's parents divorce after years of fighting, he feels alone. His family is separated, his best friend is an hour away, he only gets to see his brother every two weeks, and he's straight up scared. It's up to only one person to keep him company until he's happy again. Warnings: Alcohol, drugs, smoking, gayness...
It's all normal in South Park. But of course we can't have that, so things escalate from 1 to over 9000 when Cartman gets kidnapped. Kyle slowly realizes his, guh, tiny feelings for Cartman, which grow as time without him goes on. Then he goes on a quest to find Cartman and all that. (It might take a while until it's...
Eric Cartman has secretly had a crush on Kyle Broflovski for longer than he can remember, but what happens when that secret starts to come out? (This is the first time I've ever wrote a serious fanfic, so it might not be that good-) (Also cover art is mine :> )
Kyle has recently got a new girlfriend, and ever since then, Cartman has been acting more irritable. Kyle's girlfriend knows Cartman's deepest secret, and she knows just the way to break him... Characters belong to Trey Parker and Matt Stone,