Comedy Texting

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter

Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

Sex [Chris Brown]

I mean it's your choice if you want to click on this book. Just know to read at your own consent. Parental Discretion is Advised.. Read and Enjoy

Engaged to the Heartless Heartbreaker ✔

Highest Rank: #1 in Romance, #1 - painting, #1 - heartbreaker, #1 - one-sidedlove, #1 - unrequitedlove, #1 - engagement *********************** Still not satisfied with our physical contact, he leaned his face down to meet mine as his fingers gripped my chin. "Fiancée?" he asked, whispering the word. I nodded as the t...

[ Under Editing ] The Magical Princess

she is Samantha Angela Manuel Perez, the Gangster Queen. Pero sa isang insidente, natuklasan nya ang tatlong kapangyarihan na hindi nya inaasahan sa buhay nya. Pumasok sya sa school na puno ng mga iba't ibang mahika. Hanggang sa nalaman nya ang misteryo sa pagkatao nya at dun nya nalaman na sya pala ang 'The Long Lost...

Elemental Kingdom: The Long Lost Princess

[Editing/Revising] Jane Mendez is living a dream life that everyone wants. With loving parents, wealth, fame, and beauty that could make any men drool, she has it all. One night, she discovered a painful truth that made her ran away from home. That night was also the night when her life turned upside down. Her once or...

Bridal Shower (Published Under POP FICTION)

Is Love really sweeter the second time around?

My Lady Robot

Code 9988 isang female Robot na nilikha ni Dr. Kumo. Ginawa niya ang Robot na ito upang maging guro. Layunin ni Dr. Kumo na makatulong sa pamahalaan dahil halos wala nang may gustong magturo lalo na sa kolehiyo. Takot na ang lahat ng propesyonal dahil ibang klase na ang mga estudyante. Sobrang lakas nang loob ng mga k...

Dare with Mr. President (Short Story)

A short story that makes your heart beat fast and let you experience heartbreaks same as Mayumi Cabrera. Her name was Mayumi Cabrera, she has a deal... with Mr. President

Artasia Academy: The seven guardians

Eira Arvelon is just your ordinary teenage girl, but her life takes an extraordinary turn nang mapadpad siya sa isang misteryosong lugar na tinatawag nilang 'Artasia Academy' A place where danger, mystery, powers and magic exists.

Lightania Academy: The Powerful Goddess (completed)

Highest Rank Achieved:RANK 6 Date:12/19/16 time:11:11 pm =============================== a school were belongs the following: --elementalists --sorceress and sorcerer --witch and spell casters --abilities and this school called the lightania academy were the people who have the m...

Holy Scarlet Academy; The Lost Daughter Of FERRA, High Of All High

In a world full of ordinary people, one seem to be extraordinary. Sa mundo kung saan ang salitang "magic" ay haka-haka lang at hindi kapani-paniwala, isang babae ang nagkaroon ng kapangyarihan na kung sino man ay hindi magnanais na magkaroon. Ang buong buhay ni Ianna Vivien Ynn Hentero ay hindi naging mapayapa. Siya...

The Mystique Kingdom (Published under Immac PPH)

This is my first story. Don't expect too much. Marami pong grammatical error at mga typo. Salamat. 😊 *** Highest ranking achieved: #1 in Fantasy By: imdixiepixie

Altheria: School of Alchemy

Jasmin used to believe in alchemy and her grandfather's stories about it. But as she grows older, she too grows up and considers his tales a myth for kids. That is, until she turns seventeen--with her life put in danger--and she is forced to start believing in the existence of magic again. *** When Jasmin's life is in...

That Nerd has a Secret (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM)

She's not a gangster nor a mafia. Neither a lost princess nor a goddess. She's not a wizard or a guardian or other magical beings that exist in fantasies. Not an assassin, a model, or a spy. Powerful? Why don't you see for yourself? The title says it all. Do you want to know her secret? Then come and read this. ...

Lexi's Undoing

A lovestruck demigoddess, unaware of her royal status, makes a shocking discovery on her eighteenth birthday and attempts to flee to the underworld with Hades to escape Zeus's wrath. ******* For y...

The Cell Phone Swap

Keeley accidentally swaps cell phones with a rivaling high school's star quarterback. Unable to switch back until a week later, she must interact with the arrogant boy, passing along texts and voicemails. As she gets to know him better, she realizes there's more to him than sexual innuendos and egotistical comments. B...

Destined with the Bad Boy

[COMPLETED] #1 in Teen Fiction Frans Abigail wants to forget her best friend whom she's fallen in love with. As she's creating new memories in her new home and new school, she suddenly met the most annoying guy in the campus! Christan Apxfel Gonzalez is the campus' heartthrob. Gwapo, mayaman, mayabang. That's how she...

Wilton University: Girls Are Not Allowed [Completed]

[Highest Rank #6 in Teen Fiction] Sinong mag aakala na sa eskwelahan na puro lalaki ang nag-aaral at mahigpit na pinagbabawal ang mga babae ay may papasok na isa? Autum Pereira is a top student in St.Natali kaya naman hindi niya matanggap kung bakit napunta siya sa ganitong sitwasyon.Like seriously? Sinong mag-aakala...

King Of Casanova Book1 (PUBLISHED UNDER PSICOM

John Ace Ramirez Santiago, Sino ba naman ang hindi makakakilala sa isang Anak ng dating Casanova ng Saint Paul na si Frits Santiago ang nagmamay ari na ngayon ng Saint Paul International Academy. at ang Mommy nyang si Allyson Ramirez Santiago.. the goddess and Queen of Maldita ng Saint Paul International Academy. King...

MS.RIGHT (published under PSICOM)

Highest Rank Achieved - #1 in Teen Fiction Slow, Funny and Annoying... iyan ang tatlong pinakaangat sa katangian ng 16 years old na si Check. She has a sunny face and a flashy smile. She has a strong personality na hindi mo aakalain. What if one day... she accidentally meet the PRIME? At ang school na papasukan niya a...

His Gangster Princess

Completed [REVISING 4/55] READ AT YOUR OWN RISK || The new transferee, Adrienne Xyra Saavedra, never wanted to have a complicated life. She just want to forget her past and live her life as a cool gangster. But what will happen if fate never wants her to have a peaceful life but a complicated and adventurous one? Find...

100 Steps To His Heart [Published Book]

Now a published book under Pop Fiction || Summit Media ♥️ Go grab a copy! Si Hope ay isang simpleng babaeng may gusto kay Enzo, part ng TRES GWAPITOS na kinabibilangan nina Enzo, Mico at Bryle. Isang araw, nakuha niya ang planner ni Enzo kung saan nakalagay lahat ng mga plano niyang gawin araw araw. Magiging close ba...

The Peculiars' Tale

She can see the future, her name is Jill Morie. They are Peculiars, they exist. And this is their tale. ***** Jill Morie, the girl who can see the future, never wants her power and believes that every event in the universe is already determined. Until one day, she decided to interfere with fate to compensate for he...

The Ex (18+ Only) [COMPLETED]

[Edited Version ● Alternate Ending] "Colin? I feel so awful lying to you so I have to tell you what happened..today," Frankie blurted out, nervously cracking her knuckles as she stared at her boyfriend from one side of the living room. Colin's bright blue eyes danced. "What is it, sweetheart?" "I...I bumped into my ex...

It all started with a handkerchief ♥

Si Kathryn ay isang nerd na nangangarap na mapansin ng kanyang ultimate crush sa school na si Daniel Padilla - na sobrang pogi, makatulo laway ang kagwapuhan, at hearthrob for short. Imposible diba? Pero sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, ang kanyang simpleng pagtingin noon, ngayon woah! "Mahal na mahal kita Kath" katabi...

Seducing Drake Palma (PUBLISHED AND SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE)

"Drake Palma, humanda ka! I'm going to get you by hook or by crook!" Ito si Alys Perez, may pagka-loner, maingay, madalas bagsak ang grades sa klase, bigo sa pag-ibig, at may malaki siyang problema. Kasi naman, pumayag siyang gawin ang isang bagay na wala talaga siyang kahit anong experience. Ano ba naman ang alam niy...

Move on? di ko kaya. MAHAL KITA!

What if akala mo nakamove-on kana, pero nung bumalik siya bumalik din ang feelings mo sakanya? Will you go and be with her again? or you will just hide your feelings? Pero paano kung, sila na ng bestfriend mo? Ipapaubaya mo na ba siya? o ipaglalaban? "Bat ba bumalik ka pa, bat ba mahal pa kita?" - Thyrone

Stories inspired by Marcelo Santos|||

Compilation of short stories