Funny Texts
Some funny texts :)
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Sweet Obsession
--SEQUEL OF SWEET ADDICTION-- Story description/Synopsis is posted in a different chapter for non-spoiling purposes. READ SWEET ADDICTION BEFORE THIS *** #1 greedy #1 yandere #2 originalstory Started: February 3, 2022 Note: -Credits to @XYSHII for making the lovely art and cover<3 -Story is originally mine, not a t...
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Introvert Struggles
We all know how it feels to be introverted....why not make fun of it? Introverts, read this for a laugh. Extroverts, read this to understand us. (And laugh a little too.) (Disclaimer- The first 20 are mine, the rest is a mix of my ideas and random stuff on the internet but it's mostly mine) Cover by brokentruths.
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Transmigrating With My System
Beatrice opens her eyes into a weird space. A programmed voice tells her that she needs to go through different novel plots and complete certain tasks to get a chance to get reincarnated again. Then begins an undesirable adventure which no one really wants but has to suffer from anyway. ******************* Discretion...
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How to Flirt: Pick Up Lines
BYO rizz ;) look i never said they were good ( i made up some of these myself but a lot i just heard from other sources x)
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Pick Up lines
Some pick up lines that'll make you laugh :) Disclaimer: I did not make all of these. Highest Rank: |#14 in jokes 03.08.18| |#86 in humor 27.05.17|
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My Next Life as the Neglected Daughter of the Grand Duke
!!ORIGINAL STORY!! Chae-hee, a Korean woman that escaped her past pains by moving to America. Enjoying her life working hard in a cafe, if she wasn't working she would read webnovels. After a long day of work she answers a mysterious phone call, moments later she was flattened by a truck. Reborn as a villainess of one...
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A Secret Service [NOW PUBLISHED]
Now available in paperback! "I LOVE IT!" - CarniaHolmes "I'm going to break your nose, because I don't like your face," Carter said. She pointed to Zac. "I'm going to dislocate your other shoulder, just to make them even." She cocked her head and gave the main guy a sickly sweet smile. "I'm going to break your...
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Classified
"I love ittttt this is one of my favorite book ever" - -marichat There are two sides to every story. This is Donovan Keller's side. (MUST READ A SECRET SERVICE BEFORE THIS! CONTAINS SPOILERS!) "You will never understand the depth of his feelings unless you read this book. I'm glad I waited until I finished the first o...
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This Villainess Shall Vow to Live Humbly and Frugally this Time Around
Died once. Reborn into her second life. Died again. Brought back into her first life again. Kouzuki Akina, a girl born into one of the richest family in the country, had died and reincarnated once before. In her next life as the commoner Hoshino Rukako, she found out that her first life, Kouzuki Akina, was the hated...
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My Wife is My Life
SYNOPSIS: Ji Qingqing was at the end of her rope after transmigrating into a novel. When she was on the brink of wretched poverty, she received a system. The system told her; Lu Lixing came from a family that was rolling in money, but he was coming to the end of his allotted lifespan. If she married him, she would gai...
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In Which The System Torments The Protagonists: My Wife is My Life!
**THIS NOVEL NOR THE TRANSLATION ARE NOT MINE. FOR OFFLINE PURPOSES ONLY.** Author(s) 公子闻筝 Artist(s) N/A Year 2019 Status in COO 106 chapters (Completed) Split in translation Description Ji Qingqing was at the end of her rope. When she was on the brink of wretched poverty, she received a system. The system told her; L...
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Five big shots kneel in front of me and call me mom
25 years ago, Gu Yuan who had a terminal disease was found to possess one kind of kind rare powerful gene. In order to allow the gene to pass through the generation, she donated out 5 ova before her surgery. 25 years later, she awakens. Her 5 ova had now turned into outstandings and famous men. Mmmm....who is it that...
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Indians Be Like || ✓
WARNING: This book is full of stupidity. Proceed with caution. Highest: #1 in random
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The Ghostly Doctor;Mesmerizing Ghost Doctor
🚫R-13 《THE STORY IS NOT MINE》 《FOR OFFLINE READING PURPOSE》 She, a modern hidden ghost leader of an organization which gathered insane prodigies proficient in the various differing skill-sets. Highly skilled in medicine and poison, executes covert assassinations, viewed as insane and demonic in the eyes of people of...
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Funny Text And Jokes
FUNNY TEXT AND JOKES!! •Some are mine and some aren't (≧▽≦) •All of the credit goes to the people who made these jokes and text...
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Rebirth: My Sassy 'Crown Princess'
"You mean that Prince Yu wants to marry me?" "Exactly, young master, Prince Yu wants to marry you!" "Hell no! Is he out of his mind? Even if woman is a rare species nowadays, as the prince, he could have a chance to marry one. Is it because he got excluded, or maybe he has sexual impotence, so he could only marry a ma...
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Reborn As My Love Rival's Wife
Author: Shu Huai Status: 96 Chapters (Complete) Summary: There once was a very popular question on the internet: If one morning, you woke up and realized that your gender had changed, what would be your first reaction? And someone on the internet had famously responded: First, give your bros a good time! Su Jian reme...
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The Passerby I Married Is The Richest Man! [Transmigration Into A Book]
我嫁的路人甲是首富 [穿书] Author: 纳兰榴莲 Raws: jjwxc When Bai Zhen Zhen woke up, she had actually become the main character of your typical Mary Sue novel. Car crash, miscarriage, amnesia... In order to fight with her for the male leads' affection, those vicious women would stop at nothing. Bai Zhen Zhen said: Who wants a bicycle...
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Stalker × Villain
*This is not a Yuri if you saw that cover that have two girls who seem very close Cliche? Well yes, you are about to witness and read the most cliche reincarnation otome game. Haha, am I the mob character? Background character? Or...the heroine? Well no way I guess because only a person who acted like the heroine can...
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Spending The Villain's Money To Extend My Life -CHEAT SYSTEM- (1) (1 - 199)
#For Offline Purpose #Credits belong to the Author Gu Shishi, a master of traditional Chinese painting, transmigrated into the role of a cannon fodder in a cliché novel. The cannon fodder female supporting character was switched at birth. She had barely spent a few days with her biological parents before she was tosse...
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The Villain's Mother
Upon waking up, Ruan Xia had transmigrated into a webnovel that she had stayed up all night to finish reading. She had become the villain's mother. In the novel, after the death of her first husband, the original owner of the body had hooked up with a Mr. Perfect at the fastest possible speed. Worried and discontent t...
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The Villain And Cannon Fodder's Mother
Right after getting the first-class chef's certificate and before that certificate had been in her hands long enough to warm up, she woke up. Not only did she age ten years, she also gained two children... - At this time, her new daughter, who had lost two of her front baby teeth and spoke with a lisp, pointed at the...
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Quick Transmigration: Beat The Female Lead System
Eleanor a 30 year old (pervert) business woman who hasn't had a boyfriend in more than 8 years suddenly dies after being in a car accident on her way to a blind date. But, upon her death, she is given the choice to transmigrate into different online novels to beat the female lead.
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side character transmigration: the final boss is no joke
System: Host, what is that thing in the sky? Shi Sheng: An intergalactic spaceship. System: ...This is a cultivation world, where did an intergalactic spaceship come from?! - System: Host, what are you holding in your hand? Shi Sheng: Xuanyuan Sword. System: This is an advanced scientific world, where did an ancient d...
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Do not read this book, you'll die of laughter
Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)
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You're So Punny
[Disclaimer; I was 13 when I wrote this. I am no longer 13.] Corny Jokes Cheesy Pick Up Lines Bad Puns We have it all~ Completed [None of these are mine unless I say so] [CREATED FEBRUARY 2016, FINISHED JUNE 2016]
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