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  • Filch | Oneshots 18+
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    seggsy old wrinkly decaying man oneshots 😩😩😩😩😩😩 I AM SO SORRY IF YOU READ MY ACTUAL ONESHOTS AND HAVE TO WITNESS THIS

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  • loving a squib ( a dylan x filtch ff)
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    this is about how a witch learned to love a selfish and rude squib

  • the caretaker - filch and y/n
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    forbidden love 😔😒😩 THIS IS A JOKE OK PEOPLES pls-

  • Harry Potter and the Chains of Love
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    Harry Potter is 18, and is now attending his '8th year' of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. During the middle of the term, Harry finds himself out past curfew. And of course Filch finds him, but this time... oh yes, this time it's going to be different, as Harry and Argus delve deep into their souls to find...

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  • filch x me 🙈
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    u are a student at hogwarts and u find yourself falling for someone you'd least expect

  • Filch The Frilly Pink princess
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    @kmbell92 this is important this is filch in frilly pink things.

  • feline fantasies | argus filch x mrs norris
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    a story of love and self discovery from argus filch's point of view ❤️

  • Filch and I
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    After shifting for the first time to Hogwarts, I wanted to find Snape. He's attractive and relatable. but instead i found Filch. This is a graphic gay story my friends wanted me to tell. Welcome aboard the shame train. Yes, the cover is a pic of me next to Filch's Emporium at Hogwarts. TW: graphic smut, slurs

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  • Sorting Hat x Reader
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    I know we all dream about the Sorting Hat. This is in honour of the most beloved, and the hottest, Harry Potter character. REALLY LEMON LIKE REALLY REALLY LEMON

  • Transfigured {Argus Filch}
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    We all know him. Most of us hate him. But, he wasn't always the way he is now. I am of course talking about Argus Filch. Once he was a happy carefree lad just like you or I, but then his girlfriend whom he loved more then anything became a contestant for the Triwizard Tournament. The judges assured everyone that the c...

  • Forming a Feline - Mrs Norris
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    A poem I wrote about Filch's cat in Harry Potter. This poem was based on a fan theory I read that implied Mrs Norris was once a teacher at Hogwarts. She and Filch had supposedly had a love affair. Mrs Norris was then cursed into a cat by a Slitherin for associating with a squib. Ever since, Mrs Norris has prowled the...

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  • The cat and the Squib: a love story
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    This is the story of how Argus Filch met the love of his life, Mrs. Norris, and how his love grew through their adventures together during their years working together at Hogwarts (and punishing children, of course)! Note: This story is a bit of a satire (but maybe a fuel for some theories, hmm?) Disclaimer: I do not...

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  • Forbidden lauv (filch and y/n)
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    When y/n transfers to hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry she meets Argus filch, the caretaker or janitor or something. It was love at first sight. Will they be able to keep their secret student/janitor love a secret?

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  • Argus Filch: Something More
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    INFREQUENT UPDATES I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BESIDES CECILIA AND HENRY YOUNG. Anything from the original HARRY POTTER series, such as Mr. Argus Filch himself, characters, spells, places, beverages, food, types of wizards/witches etc. belong to J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc. Cover made using the Wattp...

  • Hagrid x Mr Filch ONESHOT 😈🔥
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    Harry decides to help Hagrid win a chance with his big fat crush, Mr. Filch.

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