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I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

The Sea Chest

When the Bellacourt children discover the dirty family secret hidden in the attic, they have to make a choice about keeping it on the low.

Fix You || A.I

A girl once told me to be careful when trying to fix a broken person, for you may cut yourself on their shattered pieces.

Beside You |Luke Hemmings|

Sinopsis: ¿Te has enamorado de alguien que te trata de lo peor? Pues yo si, me enamoré de Luke Hemmings, integrante de la banda "5 seconds of summer". Nunca estuve preocupada del amor. "¿Quien lo necesita?", "No me importaría morir sola" era lo que siempre respondía cuando me preguntaban acerca de ese tema. Aunque por...

fanboy ↦ michael clifford {au}

COMPLETED | "But it tears me up inside because she doesn't even know I exist."

hell ; a.i.

"you're going to hell, ashton irwin."

placid ↦ luke hemmings {au}

COMPLETED | That was the thing about him– she never knew what he was thinking.

Let Me Be the One to Save You

"What do you want?" I glared at the blonde boy. "To see if you're okay" He mumbled, looking straight into my eyes. They were full of sorrow and guilt, Like he was actually sad he stopped. It made me even more angry. He broke our promise. "I'm fine. Now stop following me!" I growled. ------> Ever since Grace Jones was...

I Just Want To Call You Mine (A Cashton/Muke 5SOS Fanfic)

Ashton cannot stand the band 5 Seconds of Summer. In fact, he hates them. When Ashton unknowingly falls for Calum, he falls hard. What happens when twisted fate brings the two boys together in one band? Ashton and Calum need to work out their feelings for each other before it's too late. Will the boys fall in love or...

Affection // irwin

"I heard you get butterflies in your stomach when you fall in love, or have a crush on someone. I've never experienced it so I didn't know what it meant, until now. My stomach is fluttering and my heart is not beating at normal rate. How did this happen so fast?" - When Joselyn moves to Sydney, she has to leave every...

My Hot Stepbrother (Ashton Irwin Fanfic)

The most amazing feeling sparked something inside of me; I was in love with Ashton Irwin.

black & white ➳ irwin a.u.

What if all you saw around you was black and white until you saw your soul mate? For Jane and Ashton, color first became apparent to them at a concert.

misfits · calum hood

in which a boy and a girl meet in the hospital, where they feel farthest from home. but they soon find home in each other.

Hero // 5SOS

Diana Phillips. What was weird about her? She was Christian, she believed in God. She wore the same knitted sweater over her dull outfit. No one ever knew anything about her, because they never cared enough to. Five Seconds of Summer. They were on the edge of punk and pop music, mixed together. They had everything, wh...

The Ghost Files

Cherry blossom lipstick: check Smokey eyes: check Skinny jeans: check Dead kid in the mirror: check For sixteen year old Mattie Hathaway, this is her normal everyday routine. She's been able to see ghosts since her mother tried to murder her when she was five years old. No way does she want anyone to know she ca...

Remember to Forget

"Why do you like the rain so much?" "It reminds me that I'm still alive." (Luke Hemmings Fanfiction) Copyright to Ashley Royer. All things written by Ashley Royer unless otherwise stated. Not affiliated with 5 Seconds of Summer or any other characters mentioned. THIS IS NOT THE FULL BOOK. The full book is publis...

Demons // A.I

Demons- 1. an evil spirit; devil or fiend. 2. an evil passion or influence. 3. a person considered extremely wicked, evil, or cruel.

Roommates [Harry Styles]

[COMPLETED] What would you do if your roommate was the person you hate the most? Amy now lives with her enemy. The one who broke her heart and she hated. The one and only, Harry Styles. © londonstars

P.S. I Hate You (Harry Styles)

"Harry. Come over tonight?" "I can't.. I was sleeping." He said, slightly annoyed that I called him up at like 3 in the morning. "Please." I rolled my eyes. I waited for a response, as I could hear shuffling at the other end of a line. "Do you want to have sex tonight?" I smiled, biting my lip. "Pleasure to." He...

Sentidos Opuestos (Ashton Irwin FanFic)

¿Podría ser fácil vivir una vida confundida? Para Marcy su vida iba bien hasta que conoció a los hermanos Irwin, Ashton y Fletcher. Cada uno de ellos tiene lo que a ella le atrae y vuelve loca,pero no sabe que le pasa a sus sentimientos con respecto a ellos, por un lado esta Flecter que es un chico perfecto para cual...

Ash's Game (Ashton Irwin Fan Fiction)

Ashton Irwin, meet Ashley James. They make their own game. Who do you think will win this 'game' ?

Jealousy To The Extreme (Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin)

Cashton oneshot. Ashton gets more than a little jealous when he sees all the fans shipping Calum with Luke when Calum belongs to him. Calum is the only one who can calm his boyfriend down and reassure him that he loves him.

My Bully Ashton Irwin (5SOS and 1D fic)

Who even reads these??

It's Life (ashton Irwin)

Life's a pain in the ass. Everything can be going great one second, then it can come crumbling down the next. Who are we talking about you may ask, Emma Parker, a 17 year old from Melbourne, Australia. She's had a best friend stab her in the back and become a bitch, she's turned from someone everyone said hi too in th...

Warrior (Ashton Irwin Fanfic)

Kelsey Daniels was known has the nerd of her school, she was bullied by Ashton Irwin the popular guy in her school and abused by her own father. When the school year ends she moves back to England to live with her aunt and joins the X factor to become a singer. What will happen after she sees Ashton again? Will she f...

It Was Just A Kiss (Luke Hemmings/Ashton Irwin)

Ashton was just taking a picture with a fan. That was it, nothing special. All that changed when she tricked him and they ended up kissing. Unfortunately Ashon's boyfriend, Luke, saw the whole thing. Luke gets pissed at Ashton and they get in a fight. Can Ashton fix everything with a little smut and sex?

Just A Little Secret (Luke Hemmings/Ashton Irwin)

Lashton oneshot. After an amazing show the boys decide to relax and just chill out. However, Luke and Ashton have some other plans up their sleeves.

Flame #Wattys2015

Hannah Grey's life is almost perfect until she meets her dream guy, Ashton Irwin. She knows he's too good for her, but that doesn't change the fact that she wants him.

Three Is The Perfect Number (Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin/Luke Hemmings)

Ashton has come to terms he's in love with Luke and Calum. Luke and Calum realize they are in love with Ashton and with each other. Calum and Luke decide to make a plan and get Ashton to join them and see if a threesome could really work between the three of them.

No Funny Business // Ashton Irwin

"Im not good at relationships Ash. Im not a relationship kind of girl." I explained. "I knew you were the type of girl to play games." His eyes finally drifted away from the lake and met mine. "I just thought, I thought that I could change your mind."