(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS, I'M JUST REUPLOADING THE STORY ONTO WATTPAD NOW BECAUSE THIS WAS ORIGINALLY POSTED ON DANK MEME AMINO, I DON'T USE AMINO ANYMORE SO I WANT TO POST IT HERE FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES) (THE FOLLOWING IS THE DESCRIPTION I WROTE WHEN I FIRST MADE THE STORY) Based off the KFC dating simulator, the h...
read the pecking title, loser. also this would probably be way better if you read this whole book in bruno powroznik's voice (Also the cover image isn't mine, i just found it on twitter and thought it was funny)
You were a human, he was a worm....was it really meant to be? Guess so, considering you wake up one day to find a little red string tied to your wrist and who you find to be your soulmate is none other than jeffery wormington: the most popular boy in school! And what you experience next is a real TRIP ;)
It wasn't your normal day, i mean...if you were to stand on railroad tracks while blaring pecking frank sinatra in your airpods and almost die it wouldn't be normal at all! Anyways, the conductor was just vibing that day when suddenly he meets a cool train dude that's at LEAST 30 years younger than him: spoiler alert...
(I WAS VERY IGNORANT WHEN I WROTE THIS) It was just another day in the arby's parking lot, why was there an arby's in the dark world? Idk but kris and ralsei were there, when all of a sudden someone unexpected shows up with their sick skateboard tricks! But also, something more? Find out what that is in this episode o...
It was a normal day alike any other, well....almost. After saying homophobic shit on facebook you decide to do some grillin' when the unexpected happens, your grill can talk? AND it has a name? What happens next will surprise you!
(I WAS 14 WHEN I WROTE THIS) The prom's almost here, yet another stupid preppy event that ebony would rather die than go to, all in her depressed goffik life (or death haha geddit) was normal until an unexpected someone with blonde hair and preppy clothes and everything flips it all around! It's britney!
(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS, IT'S VERY CRINGE) you and garfield have just started dating, though, after a while she starts acting a bit different...why you ask? Find out! (This is a parody so don't take this too seriously, all art shown is drawn by me)
(I WAS 14 WHEN I WROTE THIS) You were just another food item in the sea of spaghetti in sans' fridge, a lemon to be specific! You've been in your cold prison for so long that you've grown mold! You've long awaited the day that sanspai would vore you like the little tramp you are, will this day finally come? Read to fi...
(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS) it's been 20 years since the incident, peppa has been traumatized, depressed and out for blood...one day she finally meets up with george, the one behind the suffering and...find out...
(I WAS 14 AND GOING THROUGH A BAD LANA DEL REY PHASE WHEN I WROTE THIS, I THANKFULLY DO NOT SHIP THIS ANYMORE) Ever since they met on that faithful day, july 28 (which is unfortunately, the same day the emoji movie was released) sakura and doctor chan were basically inseparable, stuck like glue, two of hearts making a...
(I WAS 13 WHEN I WROTE THIS) you were just another unloved nobody at your school begging for a crumb of coochie, one night you had sleep paralysis for the first time and met kumiko, your new sleep paralysis demon (THIS IS A PARODY SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY)
basically this is just the hat fic but all the grody scenes are replaced with AHIT memes (hey that rhymed) (THIS STORY AS WELL AS THE MEMES SHOWN AREN'T MINE IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM!! I ONLY OWN THE COVER ART AND THE DRAWING ABOVE THE TITLE WHEN YOU OPEN THE BOOK, I TOOK THE REST OF THE IMAGES FROM TWITTER!!! ALSO I...
(I WAS 14 AND VERY IGNORANT WHEN I WROTE THIS) Ashe sansker was just a normal 16 year old girl with a normal life until her druggie parents die and she gets adopted by...one direction? Watch as she goes to a new school, makes new besties, falls in love with the town bad boy gilbert hunt and maybe even get involved in...