Lordfarquaad Stories

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek and his cervitaur brother Lillo. The once peaceful swamp was now shattered because of fairy tale c...

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops e...

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #C...

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

Two powerful men are looking for the same thing; to become king. What they don't know is they'll become the king of each other's hearts. ☆☆☆☆☆ IT WAS LIFE CHANGING I rea...

It was a bright Thursday afternoon. Bertram was on his way to work until someone bumped into him and shouted "WATCH IT FATTY". He turned to see who it was but...

read this if horny and like shrek

Shrek- A lonesome ogre, living life bitterly in his swamp, until one day he is forced to team up with a super villain in order to continue living humbly in his in his gl...

Kai's 4 Year Old Baby Sister, Kayla Is Getting Suspicious of Her Older Brother And Follows Him and Koraidon To Where Emily, Elizabeth and Will Are Hanging Out In; At The...

The new girl faces hardships going to her new high school. Nobody knew, being a teenager would be this difficult. Although new things are always better, she can't help b...

(This story takes place in an AU where Lord Farquaad didn't get eaten btw) After watching the love of his life marry an ogre, Lord Farquaad left the kingdom and started...

This is the story of how shrek and lord farquaad fell in love.

#5 in #onion!! !!WARNING!! MILD LANGUAGE, CRIME, AND GUN REFERENCE!! A fanfiction story about Shrek The Farquaad Squad has only been around for a few weeks, but already...

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In a land far, far away there lived a green ogre - but not just an ordinary ogre. His name is Shrek, and his partner - Lord Farquaad - has impregnated him. Shrek is deva...

12+ The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think. (Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

Here's some Farquaad smut to sooth all your needs.~ He is the most sexy and strong hunk of a man to ever exist and you're lucky you got your hands on him. ;) All of the...

Two friends living in separate worlds search for their true love, and find it in unexpected places.... a tale of love, loss, lust, and life.