Lordfarquaad Stories

We all have those weird dreams where we fight dragons, dream of a 'happily ever after'...or in my cousin Alice's case; make friends with a unicorn that literally poops e...

Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek and his cervitaur brother Lillo. The once peaceful swamp was now shattered because of fairy tale c...

Lord Farquaad teams up with Daddy Pig to take back his kingdom, not knowing that he would end up having feelings for him. #13 OUT OF #SHREKISLOVESHREKISLIFE #1 OUT OF #C...

Y/n goes on a road trip to the beautiful town of Duloc. Whilst there, she meets a man of grand stature who falls deeply in love with her. Will she reciprocate that love?

A love story about an unlikely couple. (PSA: this story is meant as a joke!!!!!) If anyone wants to make this into a movie since y'all love doing that with Wattpad stor...

lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to re...

"Baby let me love you goodbye..." Post Malone and Lord Farquaad's relationship is hanging on by a loose thread. It's only a matter of time before it snaps, end...

The time of their life or is it? Y/N and the onclears story of how they came to be or how they ended that is.

Shrek- A lonesome ogre, living life bitterly in his swamp, until one day he is forced to team up with a super villain in order to continue living humbly in his in his gl...

Kermit lived a normal life with his wife, Mrs. Piggy until one day he stumbled apon a giant egg looking thing and like the genius he is, he jumped in and it closed and i...

cum lots on green pp

I'll find the words to say, before you leave me here today..... (Trigger warning, contains very sad material and you will cry)

Lord Farquaad has a long day. Nothing helps him relax more than hanging out with his favourite Bartender, Y/N. They make godly drinks and have a godly ass too. He might...

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Two powerful men are looking for the same thing; to become king. What they don't know is they'll become the king of each other's hearts. ☆☆☆☆☆ IT WAS LIFE CHANGING I rea...

Kurapika was living a normal life, working at the maid cafe in Yorknew City, then one day he met Donkey and everything changed. Join Kurapika on his journey of love, and...

12+ The Story of 2 raging Homos on a journey of love I think. (Lord Farquaad X Draco Malfoy/Dracella, Cinderella AU)

Some spicy lemons~ 😏😩🥴🥴