An idealistic lifestyle, that's all Rumor really wanted out of life. A peaceful cottage, a loving spouse, a large family, and no evil. And for once, it looks like she's going to get it. That is, Sirius Black, a man that doesn't really seem the type to kill a street full of muggles, is the biggest threat. The problem is, he's supposedly after Harry, who seems jealous of Rumor's new found identity all of a sudden. But with the threat of evil pushed off to the side, Rumor has much bigger problems to face: a suddenly pushy and lustful boyfriend, a friend who seems to be jealous of her, and the dementors that give Rumor more trouble than even Harry.