"You wake feeling very hungry, and slightly aroused. You walk to your fridge to find only a lone toaster strudel with a choice of chocolate or vanilla icing, being the greedy bitch that you are, you take both." You woke up one day and got something to eat out of the freezer, normal right? Nope, this strudel is alive and starts moaning while you cook it. This should of set off some red flags but nope! You just give the strudel what it wants and even get off to it! Ya darn creep. Welp, I guess you can read the rest if the story to find out how this plays out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Me and A friend started writing this around 3am after around two days of no sleep...what am I doing with my life ;u;