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GeneralMantequilla
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GeneralMantequilla
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hola guapo c;
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no c contar :'v
Tue, Sep 5, 2017
no c contar :')
Wed, Sep 6, 2017
no c contar >:'v
Thu, Sep 7, 2017
n c contar >:c
Fri, Sep 8, 2017
no c contar :(
Sun, Sep 10, 2017
oie bruddah ¿quieres que te cuente un secreto?no c contar :')
Mon, May 21, 2018
me pregunto que pasaría si aprendiera a contar :v?
Mon, May 21, 2018
oie inbcilo aprend a ecsrvir y contar
Wed, May 23, 2018
oi apremdy e acsrybir but no ha cumtar
Mon, Sep 17, 2018
oie oie, io soy muy sensual pero no se contar
Thu, Sep 20, 2018
tons khe papu, ya sabe contar?
Mon, Oct 15, 2018
no se burle de mi por que no c contar >:'v
Wed, Dec 12, 2018
tu gfa me iba a enseñar a contar, pero al final tuve sexo con tu gfe
Tue, Jan 29, 2019
la hermana de mi mejor amigo me metió su verga pero no me enseño a contar
Sun, Mar 3, 2019
el raio macuin sabia correr pero no contar
Sat, Jul 13, 2019
mi gfa se avergüenza de mi porque tengo 20 años y todavía no se contar
Wed, Nov 6, 2019
mi tío dijo que me iba a enseñar a contar si le daba mi culito
Mon, Dec 2, 2019
mi tío se murió por culpa del sida y no me enseñó a contar. F
Mon, Dec 2, 2019
mi novia no me quiere enseñar a contar y no sé porque
Fri, Jan 3, 2020
mi hermana dijo que me enseñará a contar si le doy mi virginidad
Sun, Jan 5, 2020
ya no se que poner jaja
Sun, Jan 26, 2020
a mi compa lo rechazaron por juntarse conmigo.F😤😭😭🤬🤬😱😞
Sat, Feb 15, 2020
el doctor me iba a enseñar a contar si dejaba que me inyectará algo en la nalga
Mon, Mar 2, 2020
no se contar pero al menos no soy peruano
Wed, Mar 18, 2020
mi abuelo me estornudo en la cara y ahora tengo fiebre y tos
Tue, Apr 14, 2020
jaja mi amigo diego hizo un homenaje a kurt cobain pegandose un tiro.que craizy
Wed, Apr 22, 2020
peruano muerto abono para mi huerto 😈😈😈☠☠👊👊
Sun, May 3, 2020
algún día voy a aprender a contar banda y ese será el mejor día de mi vida c:
Fri, May 15, 2020
el único peruano respetable: Kronk
Sat, May 30, 2020
Bienvenidos al mes de los putos
Mon, Jun 1, 2020
las chicas se burlan de mi por no saber contar :c
Wed, Jun 10, 2020
se me cayó un ídolo
Thu, Jun 11, 2020
a mi amigo pepe lo funaron por decirle tonta a una feminista 😫😫
Fri, Jun 12, 2020
toy triste
Mon, Jun 15, 2020
ya no toy triste c:
Wed, Jun 17, 2020
ricardo ford:mi más grande ídolo
Fri, Jun 19, 2020
felipe sexo no funciona
Thu, Jun 25, 2020
fua amigo, es impresionante la facha que tengo
Sat, Jul 11, 2020
soy re fachero, pero vos amigo, me superaste
Sat, Jul 18, 2020
a los memes con números no les entiendo una chucha amigo 😔😔😥
Mon, Aug 3, 2020
chinga tu madre profe de mates
Fri, Sep 11, 2020
A
Sat, Oct 24, 2020
feliz navidad
Mon, Nov 2, 2020
raja de acá gil, acá guardo el hentai
Sun, Nov 8, 2020
che amigo, háganme un favorcito
Tue, Nov 10, 2020
ni ganas de ponerla
Mon, Nov 16, 2020
feliz navidad, espero que la pasen bien c:
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
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che amigo, háganme un favorcito
Tue, Nov 10, 2020
ni ganas de ponerla
Mon, Nov 16, 2020
feliz navidad, espero que la pasen bien c:
Fri, Dec 25, 2020
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