Co-written with the incredible You-You-You! A Beatles fanfiction involving weight gain, humour and angst - with a dose of Lennison for good measure. BRIEF SYNOPSIS: John's inactivity, as a result of penning his latest novel, has given him a bit of pudge. Quite naturally, a jealous Paul takes advantage of this to embarrass his bandmate at a press conference. Caught fast in the clutches of shame, will John ever regain his self-confidence? That's a definite yes, if George has any say in the matter. WARNING: This fanfiction features weight gain (read Rita's fics for an idea of what that entails). There is also angst and mild depression. You have been warned!