"I'm not gay." "Oh really, what's next? The sky is falling? The Earth is flat? The president is a lizard person?" "Screw you! If anyone's gay it's you!" "Yeah right! I could never like a guy, you on the other hand-" "Please! One date with me and you'd be head over heals!" "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" "What do you have in mind?" "Let's pretend to be boyfriends. We'll talk all day, go on dates, text each other day and night, cuddle, kiss-" "Ew." "-and hug. And, who ever falls in love first, loses."