(Cover made on mobile app Canva) 'I... have been told... that I... am the poor unfortunate SOLE sufferer of the rare CATATONIC PHILANTHROPY! In other words, the debilitating need to be nice, g r e a t.' A.K.A Amadeus Everly: the most grounded, calming teen a person could be blessed to meet (if you ignore the terrible attempts at flirting and the sass that could have Queen Elizabeth literally bowing at his feet). ... 'And I... have been diagnosed with... couldn't-care-less-itis. Essentially this means I couldn't care less, it's pretty self explanatory really.' A.K.A Aenea King: the one that will have you seeing red through your rose tinted glasses and making sure you love it (through crazy ideas and sarcasm as unruly as her hair). ... Amadeus and Aenea, otherwise known as: two people so clouded by love they can't see it is reciprocated. ... NB: • A preface has been published in order to test the waters, it will stay published for as long as the book is in writing and people are reading. • Updates are currently following a strict plan, chapters are updated once writing, author editing and beta editing is completed. • All special thanks can be found in the preface and all characters/ names/ places etc are works of fiction unless otherwise stated. • Thankyou.