Without explanation the merc's have been announced redundant. Miss Pauling receives a mysterious tip off regarding Scot's safety, he's shipped off to where no one will think to look for him, Australia, and he's stuck with the last person on earth that he wants to see. One week in close proximity and Sniper finds himself caught somewhere between wanting to be a father and a lover. Not a good mix. Scout's impulsive and just can't help himself. God graced Sniper with unmeasurable patience or rather endurance, but how long will he be able to resist Scout's advances? ...also modern day AU?