What would happen if Kuroshitsuji characters didn't live in 19th century but in 21st? And what would it look like if they won a 7-day-vacation by the sea? You can(hopefully) find answers to these and many more questions here - in a crazy fanfiction/parody that makes fun of everything it can. (And what it can't, it makes fun of twice as much!) P.S. Apart from jokes (sometimes a bit twisted), crazy situations, perverted side-notes, demons, grim reapers, spoiled aristocrats and other fruits of my sick mind will this story contain yaoi. P.P.S. I take no responsibility for loss of brain cells, will to live and faith in humanity. Special note: Original story by MeNecropolis, translated from czech to english by MyFirstWatt.