Noah's life has been pretty shitty lately, so shitty that he went ahead and made a lame comparison of it to "scrambled eggs". His words not mine. He's not on talking terms with his family, missing deadlines at university, his beloved ex is half across the world with another man and he can't seem to get his shit together. He meets someone new and it starts to feel like maybe things might get better again, until, wait for it, he messes up again. He's fed up and is desperate to sort his life out. He comes across a number and decides to call it obviously oblivious to the fact that...