It is my sad and solemn duty to carry on the terrible tale of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans as my friend and colleague, Lemony Snicket, due to his horror and increasing fear of his enemies has gone into hiding, taking with him a large piece of the Baudelaire's lives that will forever remain unknown to the common public. I have decided to carry on what my dear friend started and finish this horrifying tale once and for all. You will find that this episode of the Baudelaires lives is quite far into the future from when my dear friend left off, but that is because the trials of the Baudelaires have suddenly become more horrific than ever before and Lemony has chosen not to share his past investigations with me for the sake of my sanity. But please, as it is now my duty to record the last episode of the Baudelaire's lives, I urge you to look away. If you are not interested in an old guardian, a new mystery and danger lurking around every corner please put whatever you happen to be reading this on down, and look away. All due respect, Moxie Mallahan