"I am an angel from heaven sent to fulfill your wish." Damon: . . . . . I want a lover. The young man nodded, not surprised, "Actually, I already knew your wish so I brought the perfect thing for you. I'm giving you a Love Egg!" Everyone: . . . ". . . You're giving me a vibrating sex toy?" The young man sputtered, "W-What? No! It's an actual egg but we just call it the Love Egg!!" Damon sighed, "You need to make up a better name." The young man ignored him and took out an ordinary gray egg carton. . . "Here. . . Take it.", he said solemnly. Damon: . . . He took it. And that decision changed his life into something more sweet, more lovable, and something adorably tiny. • 🥚 • 🥚 • 🥚 • Highest Rankings: #3 egg