--"I wanna be your drunk text romance, next morning nonsense, quick call before bed"-- Lance McClain always fancied himself quite a man with the ladies. This was proven to him when he got the phone number of the beautiful Allura, a foreign exchange student from England. Lance entered the number into his phone, typed up a witty pick up line, and hit send. "hey, girl.. your mom must have been a chicken.. cause you're lookin'.. EGGcellent" "Sorry, what? I think you have the wrong number.." _______________________ a klance fic based off of the cyberbully mom club song "drunk text romance". this is my first vld fic and im sister scared uwu! anyway pls read and votee