*crack fic. This fic isn't well written but whatever* Naruto gets banished for "harming" Sasuke and "crimes" against the village. While on his journey to nowhere, something unexpected happens. How will he handle all the sudden changes? I suck at summaries. Also, as far as I know, I am human so there will be mistakes. Enjoy. All pictures belong to their creators. I wish I could draw that good but I can't.