The 16th birthday of the Umbrella Academy members is rapidly approaching, and to celebrate the mayor has decided to host a ball. Regionald Hargreeves agrees to let the children participate as long as they learn a dance to perform for everyone. This will be harder than Number Eight, anticipated however, because she can't dance and her partner is none other than the notorious Five. (AU where there is no end of the world and Five didn't travel into the future. )