Everyone wants to meet celebrities, to actually converse with the idols they grew up with. Not many are able to though. So how do you do it then? How do you meet a person who's too busy fending off other fans to talk to you? The answer? Simple. Become a celebrity. This story is dedicated to CloudGamer, who is making me write this, and to SandStormMaddy, who is Cloud's accomplice in making me write this. I'm really not the best at descriptions so eat more cabbage and read the book!