"I suppose you would have to kiss my ass - unless, you want an eviction notice." The bubbling tea in his teashop is hot and so is his landlord, Kim Taehyung, who only accepts female tenants. If desperation has a strong role in Park Jimin's apartment hunt, he'd have to kiss his pride goodbye and (hopefully) his landlord's fine ass instead. Sometimes, any news - good or bad - has to be taken with a pinch of salt, thus pepping up the splendid tea that life can be. a vmin fanfiction awards; • ships category first place, trivia awards 2020-21 completed, unedited. started;28th september, 2020 completed;20th october, 2020 copyright;© maits 2020 romance/humour/crack