They were just two dudes. A Guy and a Sam. Bonded by friendship, a relationship forged by love, matching attachés, shared trauma, and green eggs and ham. There's little Briefcase Buddies wouldn't do for one another, and even less they wouldn't do together. So when Sam begs Guy to go undercover with him, who is he to refuse? And as a disembodied voice once said, this is a story about giving new things a try. - A Guy x Sam fanfic, rated Mature for swearing and just in case. Down with the garbage fruit! Warning: Contains reference to 80's music. Cover art made by the fabulous Cloverenia on tumblr <3 link in first chapter.