~I DO NOT OWN GAMZEE OR HOMESTUCK OR ANY OTHER HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY~ Gamzee. Makara. Two simple words that'll make you either run and scream or stop and stare. This beautiful yet insane clown will use his charms to win you over and then soon after do away with you like you were nothing. This troll , is your best friend. And you are slowly , but insanely , falling for him.