In a world full of magic, there is one wizard capable of creating beasts from metal, weapons that mow down fields of foes in seconds, and advanced tools which make a month's worth of work into a leisurely afternoon. The world knows him as the Metal Magician, but he just calls himself an Engineer. Inspired by a Writing Prompt on the WP subreddit, I give to you The Metallurgist & The Mischievous, the story of a magically barren man, trying to hide his mundane nature from the rest of the world.