I'm once again back and crunker than ever with another story that nobody asked me to write. Once again, if you are Marthe Woertman, Shrek, or Harry Styles please go no further as it may be traumatizing to read yourself in this light. Again, I do not know anything about any of these people other than that their cheekbones really do be poppin. I would also like to state that I literally have not read the first book so there may be some inconsistencies between the two because I have absolutely no clue what I wrote. Once again, I did not actually proof read or edit this at all. I do not own Marthe or Shrek or Harry or really anything else. Harry Styles is still a villain. I have no idea how Shrek plays into this but I'm tagging it anyways. Marthe is just tall and good to look at. That is all. Enjoy! (and if you don't please don't tell me because it will hurt my feelings). Also s/o to the ...watermelon???... that sent me some Marth facts so I can be more accurate without mcstalking the poor woman. You a real one.All Rights Reserved
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By continuing, you agree to Wattpad's Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.I'm once again back and crunker than ever with another story that nobody asked me to write. Once again, if you are Marthe Woertman, Shrek, or Harry Styles please go no further as it may be traumatizing to read yourself in this light. Again, I do not know anything about any of these people other than that their cheekbones really do be poppin. I would also like to state that I literally have not read the first book so there may be some inconsistencies between the two because I have absolutely no clue what I wrote. Once again, I did not actually proof read or edit this at all. I do not own Marthe or Shrek or Harry or really anything else. Harry Styles is still a villain. I have no idea how Shrek plays into this but I'm tagging it anyways. Marthe is just tall and good to look at. That is all. Enjoy! (and if you don't please don't tell me because it will hurt my feelings). Also s/o to the ...watermelon???... that sent me some Marth facts so I can be more accurate without mcstalking the poor woman. You a real one.