I haven't used Wattpad in over three years but my friend and I typed a bunch of random words into a plot generator and this happened. Here's the link to the site: https://www.plot-generator.org.uk/ Auto Praise for Two Sensual Uncles Retreating to the Beat: "I feel like I know DW Jones. In a way, it feels as though I've always known him." - The Daily Tale "About as enjoyable as being hailed on whilst taking in washing that has been targeted by seagulls with the squits." - Enid Kibbler "Saying the acid rain teased like undressing giraffe is just the kind of literary device that makes this brilliant."- Hit the Spoof "I could do better." - Zob Gloop