You've been friends with Charlie for quite a few years. You remember back in college when he would nonstop brag about being a virgin, almost came in a play, and more. You live with each other and make by while he entertains people online. The problem is that you like him. // THIS IS A DUMB FUNNY HAHA JOKE W ME + MY FRIENDS GOOD LORD PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY - if someone gets Charlie to read this i will do 1000 jumping jacks that is a PROMISE credit to krill for some of the writing <3