The Straw Hats had a plan. A goal to achieve. Nothing so ridiculous as to rule the world. At least, not if they wanted there to be a world left to rule... They wanted to control the underground of the country of One Piece. Why? For the thrill of it? For the money? For the meat? All of that and more! A collection of Short Stories. *May feature explicit language, and adult situations and humor* I am not the almighty creator of One Piece and do not own any of the characters or elements from it.