On the day of August 1, a princess proposed to me. I, Celene (last name no longer relevant), stepped into a literal scene and believed the world had gone mad. A strange woman in a wedding dress, cameras all around, an almost aggressively cliche groom, and suddenly I was the trending topic on Twitter as the unknown commoner who married a now-Queen of some country I didn't know even existed! It was a clusterfreak, 'coz of course, I couldn't swear.