The story revolves around Mister Jodge blowing up the Lume Deodorant company, with his colleague Mister Joodge, to save the world from the Afterbeforemath, an event caused by Lume's Throatshover Team. Came up with the plot when I realized I have been getting the same Lume YouTube ads every single day for a month. Was supposed to be a DeviantArt story, but the Literature submissions are broken. Checc out my DA @ElfHimself00.