(a Steel Ball Run high school AU, that doubles as a GyJo fic, because I'm trash. Partially written as a love-letter to those terrible Zelda high school fics I used to read on Fanfiction.Net) Jonathan "Johnny" Joestar is a sophomore at the newly opened "SBR High" in San Diego. All he wanted to do was get through the rest of high school unnoticed, but the Student Council President "Funny Valentine" and "Diego Brando" a kid from his old school who has an odd obsession with dinosaurs seem bent on making that impossible. Why can't anything go right for him? Why does he spend so much time listening to Fleetwood Mac? and who is this "Gyro Zeppeli" anyways?