~satire~ this is a joke. dont take it seriously Zendaya and her best friend, PPCocaine, have been close for years. That was, of course, until the tall, pale, and handsome Ed Sheeran entered their life. The tear in their friendship will cause pain, suffering, and intensity. Will the pain overtake Zendaya? Or will she persevere through the rough terrain of romance? Will her and PPCocaine come out as bosom buddies? Or will their friendship be demolished and destroyed by the captivation of the brilliant Sheeran. Tune in to find out.