Yukio's idea of being friends leaves a lot to be desired. What he sees as a gift of god... or what makes him think he's godlike... isn't a gift to Toshiro. It is a nuisance. On top of this Yukio's world revolves around knowledge of technollogy and Toshiro has no such knowledge... which is a first. Disclaimer - I don't own Bleach. This is written for SciFriday's One Page Wonder contest.