Long furbies. Vampires. Werewolves. Riches. Love. Passion. Trust. Drama. Possible polyamory. Gay teeth. [Work In Progress] Author's note: I will try to update at least once every two weeks. This story is entirely satire. I am not sexually attracted to long furbies. If you are, that's none of my business. I'm just here to have a good laugh. If you happen to be reading this, try to drink some water today and thank you for reading.