Ramona didn't ask to be saved from oncoming traffic, nor did she ask for the guy who saved her to be mysterious and devastatingly handsome. And maybe it was a mistake asking him to come home with her, but hey, couldn't we all use a little excitement in our lives? A Loki FanFic! very much post-avengers canon divergence, (that's when the original was written, calm down), mature content almost right off the bat, so strap in and have fun!