School is horrible for young and reckless college student y/n. They just want to have sex with every legal adult they see! But when they accidentally join a new friend group, will Y/n finally find the romance they wanted? They meet some interesting people, like the America-loving god-worshipping Pepper Jackie, super buff jock big dick Azul, and the annoying and unfuckable Beau. Who will they fall in love with? This was made for satirical purposes, and every character is above the age of 18. And very hot. Not Beau though, he's ugly as a burnt dead dog. I would know.