"kleptomania [klep-tuh-mey-nee-uh, -meyn-yuh] noun, Psychology 1. an irresistible impulse to steal, stemming from emotional disturbance rather than economic need." "sweetheart, kleptomaniac sweetheart, you know what lies are for." -Ana Cristina Cesar Charlotte is a lost girl with a devastating criminal record, and an even more devastating family history. But after her mother's death, a few queer events cause Charlotte to realize that her family history is more than just devastating. It's threatening her entire life.