A few notes before we go all the way in: ~Just because I write it doesn't mean I believe it ~This is satire, and it gets messed up at times. You've been warned. ~Enemies to lovers only works if it's gay. Babes, if I wanted to see straight people hating each other I'd go listen to my parents fight. ~All cops are bastards. Yes, all cops, most especially Javert ~Valjean has a great ass. Nuff said. ~Two men hating each other is inherently and intrinsically homoerotic, change my mind.
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