From the same literary geniuses that brought you "Not a Crossbreed" DISCLAIMER: Yes, these are two homophobic boys from our class, and yes, we did write a smut fanfiction about them. Two boys. One, a country boy from the south who is frequently fishin', huntin', and being a republican. The other boy, a popular folk from a rich family. Lacrosse practice everyday. The grind never stops. #Saturdaysarefortheboys. "Everybody nowadays is either emo or a snowflake" - Evan They never imagined that they would become snowflakes themselves. This is the true love story of Mason and Evan, the republican snowflake lovers.