Dedicated to my favourite homestuck fan, Now Written for my chiluc cephalopod comrade the richest man in mondstadt who owns a winery and hates wine fights over you with one of the fatui harbingers, the leaders of an organization that he jhatesw with his entire soul. can't say the same for the leader guy tho (crack) amazing cover art by me i would like to note that this is all done jokingly and not seriously and that i lost brain cells on this. i do not actually ship anybody in this story. no hate to (ethical) fanfic writers tho lyric credits to B.o.B and griffin burns (parodied Nicki minaj and Fergie) respectively characters belong to mihoyo respectively reviews: if i get caught reading this it is your fault /jjj -eternallybaal a true heartbreaking tale -trAvETHER Shouldve made a homestuck reference -albedo.kreidenprinz
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