Hey guys Keefe here :D So, yeah, I decided to make a book not a diary...and I'm sorry ok? For all those Keefe fans out there...I bet you'll be bouncing in your seat with excitement. Trust me, this is not a diary...just don't mind the cover, Elwin special ordered it for me. Just think of this as like a book...about my life! Trust me, you'll LOVE my book. I'll write about this cute girl named Sophie, good ol' Ritz Cracker, Biana Vacker, and Dex!! Maybe some other stuff too...touchy subjects that I WON'T mention. I guess you'll just have to read to know... This book is by the amazing lord Hunkyhair. Illustrations by lord Hunkyhair. EVERYTHING IS BY ME AND IF YOU TAKE MY BOOK WHEN IT'S NOT PUBLISHED YET I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU. Enjoy!