The Odd Life of Nirvana Evergreen You have probably seen her in subways, standing there waiting for customers. No, she's not a whore as many would see her job but she's one of the 'timed ladies'. She is paid to accompany gentlemen to parties, and other occasions. The Association of Timed Ladies has three basic rules: Be the lady that you need to be. Get back on time. No sex. No love. Asher Franco needed to introduce a belle to his family and he is left with no choice but to grab a Timed Lady from the subway. With seven hundred twenty minutes to spend, what could possible go wrong and what could possibly go right? This is the odd life of Nirvana Evergreen.