: ̗̀➛ dan howell ⇄ ◃◃ ⅠⅠ ▹▹ ↻ usually, dan never strikes up a conversation with an attractive guy in public, for two reasons: 1. you never know who's listening and what they'd do with the knowledge that an internet star is, in fact, a homosexual, and 2. he's practically destined to fuck it up. however, when said guy accidentally puts his coffees on your table when you're trying to enjoy a treat, dan has no choice but to engage. thankfully he's very nice and offers free tickets to his show.