<Old title: 'How Messed Up Is This?'> People call me Andro, the God of Love back in my place. Now people here call me Andrew Houston, the gorgeous homosexual. And along with my best friend/celestial nymph, Priscella, We're here to find my lover, Abraham. The problem is, I have no idea where Zeus zapped him to. The bigger problem? Something bad is coming, horrible than a brewing storm.