"So why are you here? Really." He playfully arched an eyebrow. "Officially? Or Unofficially." - JK has seemingly gone AWOL and ARMY are starting to worry... Ever since one of his members entered the military Jungkook has been eerily absent from fan interaction. In the opposite hemisphere, a Retreat Counsellor who is incredibly ashamed of her Baby ARMY status is blissfully unaware of the trouble headed her way. Can she help her VIP client without making a fool of herself? Or will she create the biggest mess the fandom has ever seen? - Disclaimer: This body of writing is a work of fiction and any real people or events depicted in this story are used for inspiration only. Obviously none of this is true and I do not presume to know the real thoughts and feelings of people detailed in this story. I do not receive financial gain from this work and it purely exists to ease my own heart and mind. That being said... welcome to my first story! I hope you enjoy your stay.