A college AU with majority part 5 characters with the occasional throw in of some whack job from a different part. Enjoy getting tutored by a bunch of intelligent sluts. Oh-ho! Here, we have: -Hot bad cop Abbacchio, Hot good cop Bucciarati -Bar owner Risotto (He shirt too smol for he biddies) -Hot bartenders Prosciutto, Illuso, Sorbet & Gelato -Obnoxious party-goers Formaggio, Narancia -Your tutors, Ghiaccio, Fugo, Cioccolata, Melone, Pesci -Your kinda-creepy-kinda-hot professors, Cioccolata, , Ghiaccio, Polnareff -The consistently thrown in jail offender Mista (All subject to change) (....Except for hot bar daddy Risotto) And everyone is kinda-also-sorta still in Passione maybe...... And Hey! It wouldn't be a fanfic if there wasn't conflict over insert!