Sybil Trelawney has popped her clogs. She's gone for a Burton. She hopped a twig, kicked the bucket, bought the farm (and various similar idioms). Why, you ask? According to our records, she suffered the grand misfortune of being born in the wrong universe. In this one, parseltongue adds more than sinister sibilance to your musical theatre experience, Fate goes for the multiple-choice option when filing her report, and the Instant Oracle™ (Just add sherry!) line has been discontinued. Stickily. This time, the snaky bastard writes his own story. And like all the best tales, it begins with a ticket to Faeryland. Harry Potter. Book 1 of Ophiomancy (series will span all 7 years)
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